According to Spam

Posted by Pablo December - 18 - 2009 - Friday

According to Spam:

  1. I’m a drug addict.
  2. I’m too poor to afford a real Rolex.
  3. My penis is small.
  4. But that’s not enough, because I also suffer from severe erectile dysfunction.
  5. I can speak Russian.
  6. I’m obese.
  7. I need to get laid. (so true)
  8. My Visa card was used recently through an ATM in Armenia.
  9. I’ll be rich after I help Ibrahim Mustafa transfer a very large amount of money.
  10. I need a fake diploma “because I deserve it”.

:(

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