According to Spam:

1. I’m a drug addict.
2. I’m too poor to afford a real Rolex.
3. My penis is small.
4. But that’s not enough, because I also suffer from severe erectile dysfunction.
5. I can speak Russian.
6. I’m obese.
7. I need to get laid. (so true)
8. My Visa card was used recently through an ATM in Armenia.
9. I’ll be rich after I help Ibrahim Mustafa transfer a very large amount of money.
10. I need a fake diploma “because I deserve it”.

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BIG, LEGIBLE VERSION: Right-click and "Save Link As…" or "Save Target As…" or whatever your browser uses to save the destination of a link to your harddrive!

Please, excuse me while I laugh my <censored> off! That’s hilarious! Prad Prathivi did a clever and amusing job with that.

Notice the keys 6 and 7 on the left. Well, notice the buttons where the numbers 6 and 7 would be if it were a normal keyboard. “TRAP AVATAR IN SPAM TIN” and “TRAP AVATAR IN KFC BUCKET”!!!! Exousia prevails!

Speaking of which, as some of you have heard, Exousia 2.0 is about 65% complete.