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	<description>Do it right.</description>
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		<title>According to Spam</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pablo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Spam: I&#8217;m a drug addict. I&#8217;m too poor to afford a real Rolex. My penis is small. But that&#8217;s not enough, because I also suffer from severe erectile dysfunction. I can speak Russian. I&#8217;m obese. I need to get laid. (so true) My Visa card was used recently through an ATM in Armenia. I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to Spam:</p>
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<li>I&#8217;m a drug addict.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m too poor to afford a real Rolex.</li>
<li>My penis is small.</li>
<li>But that&#8217;s not enough, because I also suffer from severe erectile dysfunction.</li>
<li>I can speak Russian.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m obese.</li>
<li>I need to get laid. <em>(so true)</em></li>
<li>My Visa card was used recently through an ATM in Armenia.</li>
<li>I&#8217;ll be rich after I help Ibrahim Mustafa transfer a very large amount of money.</li>
<li>I need a fake diploma &#8220;because I deserve it&#8221;.</li>
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<p>:(</p>
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		<title>SL Keyboard by Prad Prathivi!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pablo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BIG, LEGIBLE VERSION: Right-click and &#34;Save Link As&#8230;&#34; or &#34;Save Target As&#8230;&#34; or whatever your browser uses to save the destination of a link to your harddrive! Please, excuse me while I laugh my &#60;censored&#62; off! That&#8217;s hilarious! Prad Prathivi did a clever and amusing job with that. Notice the keys 6 and 7 on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://www.jadsoft.net/img/SL-Keyboard-Parody.png"><img title="SL Keyboard Parody" src="http://www.jadsoft.net/img/SL-Keyboard-Parody-small.png" alt="SL Keyboard Parody" width="400" height="197" /></a>
<p class="wp-caption-text">BIG, LEGIBLE VERSION: Right-click and &quot;Save Link As&#8230;&quot; or &quot;Save Target As&#8230;&quot; or whatever your browser uses to save the destination of a link to your harddrive!</p>
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<p>Please, excuse me while I laugh my &lt;censored&gt; off! That&#8217;s hilarious! <a title="Prad Prathivi's Website" href="http://www.pradprathivi.com" target="_blank">Prad Prathivi</a> did a clever and amusing job with that.</p>
<p>Notice the keys 6 and 7 on the left. Well, notice the buttons where the numbers 6 and 7 would be if it were a normal keyboard. &#8220;TRAP AVATAR IN SPAM TIN&#8221; and &#8220;TRAP AVATAR IN KFC BUCKET&#8221;!!!! Exousia prevails!</p>
<p>Speaking of which, as some of you have heard, Exousia 2.0 is about 65% complete.</p>
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