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It all started on the 17th of July, 2008. A warm night it was. As the wind blew the leaves over the steaming pavement… I found myself blowing cigarette smoke over an ancient computer tower. I heard a screetching noise, somehow similar to that of a …

Who cares? jStats is OUT! Buy it right now or else… I will decline the offer to bear your children.

In other news, jadSOFT recently (and finally) updated its vendor network to the latest version of HippoVEND. Sometimes, people find exploits for this “in-world vending” software, some of which allow attackers to gain access to certain products without a prior purchase. Stop stealing our products, assholes.